Charles: Hello young tortoise. I am going to become rather famous, you know. I shall pen the seminal work On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection.
Harriet: That is rather impressive. But I shall outlive you by many years, and I shall go on the meet Steve Irwin.
Charles: Would you like to go on an amazing voyage with me, young lad?
Harriet: I thought you’d never ask. Only, I’m not a..oh, well, never mind.